Top 10 Jokes of the Week

AJOKEADAY continues to pay cash prizes each week to the 10 Jokes that earn the most votes every week! AJOKEADAY has already paid out $40,348! For your chance to win cash prizes, Create an AJokeADay Account and Submit a Joke

1st Place won $50.00 He Got A Great Deal Puns Submitted by Gegg Smith - ($2020.00 Lifetime Winnings) A bald man got a great deal on a wig today - only $1! It was a small price toupee.

2nd Place won $25.00 Gender Pronouns Puns Submitted by Danny Jackson - ($1290.00 Lifetime Winnings) What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use? Her/she.

3rd Place won $15.00 Relationship Denial Puns Submitted by Ryan Faidley - ($600.00 Lifetime Winnings) I think there's something wrong with my girlfriend. She's hallucinating. She keeps telling me she's seeing other people.

4th Place won $12.00 Don't Do It Sam Word Play Jokes Submitted by Chloe2015 - ($1041.00 Lifetime Winnings) Everyone told Sam not to sing... But Samsung anyway.

5th Place won $10.00 Plant Based Meat Word Play Jokes Submitted by S.Sovetts - ($371.00 Lifetime Winnings) Ashlea: I told you, I'm on a strict plant-based diet. John: Don't worry, these burgers are all plant-based. Ashlea: Mmm... this is delicious. What plant is this from? John: Meat-packing plant.

6th Place won $9.00 When You Can't Spell School Jokes Submitted by Raac - ($34.00 Lifetime Winnings) Teacher: What is a synonym? Student: A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other!

7th Place won $8.00 Previous Appointment Dentist Jokes Submitted by iqannnylirod - ($2660.00 Lifetime Winnings) A dentist was about to leave his office with his golf bag on his shoulder, when the phone rang. "Doctor," the caller said, "I have a terrible toothache. Can I stop by your office in a few minutes?" "Sorry," replied the dentist, "but I have a previous appointment to fill eighteen cavities this afternoon."

8th Place won $7.00 I Was the Best Salespeople Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein - ($526.00 Lifetime Winnings) I was the best door-to-door security alarms salesman for several years running. The trick was to level a brochure on the kitchen table if there was nobody home.

9th Place won $6.00 Lego Reopening One Liner Jokes Submitted by wadejagz - ($504.00 Lifetime Winnings) Good news, the Lego store has reopened... People are lined up for blocks!

10th Place won $5.00 Playing Doctor Kid Jokes Submitted by HENNE - ($2641.00 Lifetime Winnings) The seven-year old told her mom that a little boy in her class asked her to play doctor. "Oh,dear," the mother nervously sighed. "What happened, honey?" "Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company."

Get the AJOKEADAY APP!

Connect With Us   You received this email because you signed up for email notifications from AJokeADay.com. JokePrize, Inc. 999 E Touhy Ave, Ste. 500, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2018 © All rights reserved.

In order to unsubscribe from this mailing list, please click here